In the Spirit of the Gracious and Compassionate
Creator of the Heavens and the Earth
Once upon a time, everyone in the world was a Geocentric or a Heliocentric.
The Geocentrics believed that the Sun is in orbit around the Earth. The Heliocentrics believed that the Earth is in orbit around the Sun.
Lester studied the matter and concluded that the Earth is in orbit around the Sun. He became a Heliocentric.
But the Heliocentrics were mean, and treated Lester badly. On the other hand, the Geocentrics were kind and welcomed Lester into their fold.
Lester continued to be a Heliocentric, even though the Heliocentrics treated him badly. But he hung out with the Geocentrics, because they seemed to be good people, and they were kind and welcoming, even though they knew he was a Heliocentric.
And they had the best food.
The end.
24 Jumaad-al-Aakhirah 1444
January 17, 2023
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